General Morons (a subsidiary of Shell Oil and Food, owned by Maxine Waters, LLP) have formulated new feed for the masses.

Start your mornings out right with new products from the new leadership, bringing you cereals, snacks and processed change.

Prix are for kids,
Obama Youth and gullible adults. With Real Colors! (we hope)
Free Stem Cells are not REALLY inside, but available if you complete new health care pledge forms (385 pages).

Naturally Low in Reality, with extra fiber from China!
(Must live in public-assisted housing, or not be a legal resident, or both, to be eligible to submit Bailout Voucher)

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